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That's a nice ham you've got there, son!
It'd be a shame if someone put an "s" at the front, and an "e" at the end.
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The clouds parted and a voice thundered, "Come forth, and you'll receive eternal life."
But John came fifth, so he just got a toaster.
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How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
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I don't trust those trees in our yard.
They're shady.
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Did you hear about the houses next door to each other that fell in love?
It's a lawn-distance relationship.
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Kids: So, how are you liking your cell phone? Kid: Mom? Kid: Why aren't you answering?
Mom: Howdoyoudoaspace
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Wife: I thought we agreed on three beers and be home by ten.
Husband: I'm sorry, honey, I always get those two mixed up.
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