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Daughter: Where are the Himalayas?
Father: If you'd clean your room, you'd know where to find things!
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I never let my kid watch an orchestra on TV.
There's just too much sax and violins.
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Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
I don't know. I'm still paying for it.
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What's brown, wrinkled, and lives in a tower?
The Lunch Bag of Notre Dame.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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Knock-knock! Who's there? Hertz. Hertz who?
You only Hertz the one you love.
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How is a dog like a phone?
It has a collar ID.
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