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Mom: I thought you said you were running away with the circus.
Daughter: I did, but the police made me bring it back.
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Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Kid: No, he did it all by himself!
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When I was a kid I would never have believed
how much parenting in 2017 involves finding missing iPad chargers.
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My daughter is smarter than Abraham Lincoln. She can recite the Gettysburg Address, and she's only nine years old.
Lincoln didn't say it until he was 50!
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Doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit.
You get a warm feeling, but no one else notices.
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Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
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Why did the static say to the other static?
I'm sick and tired of your interference!
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