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Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
I'm a parent, so I'm always right. There was one time I thought I was wrong.
But as it turns out, I was wrong.
Why are foot injuries so serious?
... because they take so long to heel.
Why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day
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Why couldn't the Olympian listen to music?
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