The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I have sex daily

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I decided to sell my vacuum...

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What’s a 4 letter for a woman ending with “unt”?

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Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

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Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

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My wife told me to stop eating Christmas leftovers out the fridge