The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I'm an atheist 11 months out of the year, but in December...

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I just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room.

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What's stronger than a fortune cookie?

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Don't blame others for the road you're on.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the bat mobile?

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What should you use with Batman shampoo?

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I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.