The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

7

I had a Wookie burger at a Star Wars cafe

2

My wife asked me to put ketchup in the shopping list

6

Do they allow loud laughs in Hawaii?

4

Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

5

I used to be scared of speed bumps.

6

Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?

5

My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.