The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I used to eat watches and clocks for every meal, but I had to stop.

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When my wife found me playing with my son’s train set, I was so embarrassed that I threw a bedsheet over it.

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Why can't a lactose intolerant dyslexic man keep a diary?

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Just found out my uncle is addicted to viagra

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One impeachment is bad, but two impeachments.

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People say that I am self-centred

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My dad was an alcoholic who wanted to be a lawyer