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Did you hear about the fight in the chip shop?
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What do you call a famous Roman leader who suffered from epilepsy?
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What do you say when Newton slows down?
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Does anyone know any jokes about sodium?
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Me: Cortana, I definitely don't use any other virtual assistant.
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What do you call bears with no ears?
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What language do geese speak?
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

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