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Why did the elephant leave the circus?
He was tired of working for peanuts.
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A piece of bread attended school.
It did so well it made the honor roll.
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What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
"Oh snap!"
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"I can see for miles,"
said Miles' guide dog.
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I quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big or strong enough.
Today, I put in my too-weak notice.
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My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me.
At least, sew it seams.
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Where does a general keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
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