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Two atoms were walking down the street. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, no! I think I'm an ion!" The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
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Knock-knock! Who's there? Bumblebee. Bumblebee who?
Your bumblebee cold if you don't wear pants.
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Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?
Because he was a paleontologist.
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There was a big fire down at the circus.
It was in tents.
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Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.
Such a nice jester!
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Q: What's the worst thing about ancient history class?
A: The teachers always Babylon.
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Student: Why are we dissecting mushrooms?
Teacher: Because studying fungus is a cultured way to mold young minds.
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