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Why did the elephant leave the circus?
He was tired of working for peanuts.
Cannibals are just fed up with people.
My pet parrot Nico escaped yesterday and hasn't been seen since.
All I have now is a Nico-less cage.
Me: Honey, I'm terrified of vowels. Wife: Ummm, why?
Me: Only sometimes.
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Finally left my job at the circus where I was part of the human pyramid
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