The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I saw glass coffins are now a thing and I wonder if they’ll be popular?

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I use to be addicted to the hokey pokey.

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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

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TIL: If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head.

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Did you hear about the movie called constipation?

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Light travels faster than sound.

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What do thieves make their weapons from?