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A shoplifter stole an entire case of red bull from my store
I don’t know how he sleeps at night
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
A mathemachicken
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I entered a horse themed costume contest dressed up as an elephant
I won despite the many neigh sayers
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I’m really proud of my friend’s collection of acting equipment.
Props to him.
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What is the number one cause of Dry Skin?
Towels
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What does Keanu Reeves use to dry his tears when Keanu Grieves?
Keanu Sleeves
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Why did the pencil get flushed down the toilet?
It was a #2!
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Apparently nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire....
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