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My deaf wife just told me that “we need to talk.”

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Wife: "Honey, I'm Pregnant."

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Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed

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My wife yelled at me, telling me to put the toilet seat down..

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I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was slightly disappointed.

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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What exactly happened before The Big Bang?”

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I’m never again donating money to anyone collecting for a marathon.

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I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.”

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My wife caught me cross dressing and told me it was over.

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My wife yelled, “Hey, the sun’s coming out!” So I wore my shorts and flip flops and came downstairs.