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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
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I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused.
Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”
She is watching our wedding video again.
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What's the difference between a guitar, a fish, and glue?
You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
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What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1forrest1
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!
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What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
“GRRRAAAIINS!”
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How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
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When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway!
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