The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Did you hear about the new dating website for chemists?

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

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Why can't blind people eat ocean fish?

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I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break.

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My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.

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Husband: Help! My wife is going into labor! 911 Operator: Is this her first child?

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I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.