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I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.
Cost me an arm and a leg.
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Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
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Just watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back with a friend
Stupid, really, because it meant I couldn't see the TV
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My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives...
I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
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I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
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