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What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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What is Santa’s religion?
He’s eggnogstic.
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I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside
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Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless
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I recently decided to learn sign language...
So that I can tell jokes nobody has ever heard.
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I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic.
He said: "Sure, knock yourself out!"
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
A barberqueue
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