The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

1

What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

1

What is Santa’s religion?

1

I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death

1

Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies

1

I recently decided to learn sign language...

1

I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic.

2

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?