The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Someone who likes playing racing games online is..

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I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.

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My new job at the nuclear reactor requires me to take anger management classes.

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Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mum only carries one photo..

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Two drunk guys were fighting. One of them drew a line in the dirt, and said if the other crossed it they would punch them in the face.

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Why didn't 4 ask 5 on a date?

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Why won't swords go obsolete?