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How do short people cut their pizza?
With Little Caesar’s
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I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
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Someone stole the harnesses at the canine facility last night...
Police have no leads.
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I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today.
His mom got really angry.
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I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
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I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No…”
“It’s to look at.”
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A buddy of mine named his dog “5 Miles” so he could tell people he walked 5 miles
But today he ran over 5 Miles
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
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