The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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What is the body temperature of a tauntaun?

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?"

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Personally, though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.

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What is the opposite of a croissant?

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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?

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My wife and I share the same sense of humour.

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A joke about herd immunity isn't funny unless..