The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank

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Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.

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You do realise that Vampires aren't real..

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I've decided to invest all my money in soup stocks

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My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Me: Can we change the subject?

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I just went to get my glasses fixed and you’ll never guess who I ran into when I was there!

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What do you call peanuts with guns?