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I've decided to invest all my money in soup stocks

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My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”

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Last night I dreamed I wrote Lord of the Rings.