The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.

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I've decided to become a math teacher, but I'm only going to teach subtraction.

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A man standing on a riverbank yells to a woman on the other side, "Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?"

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Tell me ONE thing wrong with overstocking grocery shelves. Go on.