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I opened a gym geared towards lazy pessimists.
It didn't work out.
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Did you hear about the weightlifter who got kicked out of his house?
He was squatting.
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What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
"No whey!"
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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to do it and two to tell him, "You're looking huge man, you're looking huge!"
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The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, everyone will say,
"Well, she looks good, doesn't she!"
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What did the daddy chimney say to the baby chimney?
"You're too little to smoke!"
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Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?
He was destroying his calves.
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