The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Why don't the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other?

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Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning, or possibly just a very hairy guy.

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I gots two words that will leave you all scratching your heads.

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My wife came back from the store complaining about how the lady at the register was a total bitch.

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I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.

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It doesn't matter if youre straight, gay or bisexual. At the end of the day

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I bought a pen that can write underwater