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What animal makes buildings?

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I figured out why Teslas are so expensive.

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Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?

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What do you call a typo on a headstone?

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How does someone become a conductor?

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I called the tinnitus hotline

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I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn.