The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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My girlfriend says if we don’t get married soon, she’s gonna kill me.

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What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?

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Why are Pokemon players considered naughty?

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I just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident.

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What do you call a noodle that doesn’t drink?

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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?

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What animal makes buildings?