The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I opened a gym geared towards lazy pessimists.

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Did you hear about the weightlifter who got kicked out of his house?

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What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, everyone will say,

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What did the daddy chimney say to the baby chimney?

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Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?