The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I can't stop thinking about Bruce Willis movies. I guess old habits

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A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...

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I hate people who talk about me behind my back...

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A psychotic criminal stole a train. He said the reason was the voices in the head told him to.

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What smells like feet and tastes like fish?

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My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at work.

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I used to eat watches and clocks for every meal, but I had to stop.