A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
Apparently you can't use "beefsoup" as a password.
It isn't stroganoff.
How many beans do you need to make the perfect bean soup?
239. Because one more would be too farty.
Why are men statistically more likely to drown than women?
Because women are boyn't.