Why don't the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other?
Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.
Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning, or possibly just a very hairy guy.
Either way, the silver bullets worked.
My wife came back from the store complaining about how the lady at the register was a total bitch.
I asked her if she was at self check out. Looks like I'm sleeping on the couch.
I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.