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How can you tell when a mummy has a cold?
He starts coffin.
What does a vegan zombie say?
Four out of five people suffer from diarrhea.
Which means one enjoys it.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Doctor, I think I need glasses.
Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Knock-knock! Who's there? Uphill. Uphill who?
Uphill would make me feel better.
My doctor told me to cut down on my sodium.
But I always take her advice with a grain of salt.
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