My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?”
I said, “Where did that come from?”
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
You know there's no official training for garbagemen?
They just pick things up as they go along.