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I saw a MOM hanging upside down today!
WOW
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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I burned 2,000 calories yesterday.
Left the brownies in the oven too long.
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My wife is a body builder.
Yep, she’s pregnant.
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My son got good grades in all his classes except Greek Mythology
That's always been his Achilles Elbow
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What's a decent Asian stereotype?
I like Sony and Yamaha.
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I'm going to start a bar and call it "the Morgue"
It's a place where you can crack open a cold one with the boys.
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
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