The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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How do Australians have sex?

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What do you say to someone you tried to drown but didn't succeed?

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How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

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I once made a belt out of watches

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You know who's breathtaking?

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I said it once and I'll say it again

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My kid’s pet rabbit named Gotye ran away a few days ago, and we can’t find it.