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Three candies you'll find in every school: Nerds, DumDums, and Smarties.
One you'll hear in any classroom: Snickers.
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Did you hear about the dumb guy who got fired from his job at the M&M's factory?
He kept throwing away all the candies that had W's on them.
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Why did the dentist stick some X-rays in his mouth?
Because they were tooth-pics.
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When's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty
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Did you hear about the new dating site for retired chemists?
It's called "Carbon Dating."
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Knock-knock! Who's there? Duet. Duet who?
Duet right or don't duet at all.
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The workweek is so rough that after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says
WTF
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
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