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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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Tech: Okay ma'am, do you see the button on the right-hand side of your mouse?
Caller: No, there's a printer and a phone on the right-hand side of my mouse.
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I opened a gym geared towards lazy pessimists.
It didn't work out.
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Did you hear about the weightlifter who got kicked out of his house?
He was squatting.
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What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
"No whey!"
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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to do it and two to tell him, "You're looking huge man, you're looking huge!"
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The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, everyone will say,
"Well, she looks good, doesn't she!"
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My friend told me, “Your wife and daughter look like twins!”
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