The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Many French guillotine victims had their heads

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A guide on how to fall down the stairs:

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My wife asked me if I'm ever gonna stop singing "Wonderwall"

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To the guy who stole my antidepressants...

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My wife said she would kill me if I kept singing "I'm a Believer". I called her bluff and kept at it.

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My teacher told me I would never be any good at Poetry because of my dyslexia....

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Believing only 12.5% of the Bible