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My dad bought me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday.
I couldn't find the words to thank him.
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says, "Ribbit, Ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, Rub it".
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I can't stand stair lifts.
They drive me up the wall!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.
People must be dying to get in.
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Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler.
I woke up exhausted.
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The circle is just the most ridiculous shape in the world.
There's absolutely no point to it.
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What do you call a woman who sounds like an ambulance?
Nina.
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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.
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