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I can't stand stair lifts.
They drive me up the wall!
Where does seaweed look to find a job?
In the "Kelp Wanted" section.
So I asked the dude next to me if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium hypobromite, and he was all like,
My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night.
Damn near poked my eye out.
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It was mealtime on a small airline, and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked.
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