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I just spent $300 for a limousine and found out it doesnt come with a driver.

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A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?". "For drinking." replies the cop.

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I have my regrets about today..

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When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.