The circle is just the most ridiculous shape in the world.
There's absolutely no point to it.
Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought to myself, “The streets seem strangely desserted…”
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook...
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.