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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The egg. Dinosaurs laid eggs long before chickens.
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What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
Ketchup
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You have to act quickly during a flood.
Because it's an emergent sea.
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Which of King Arthur's knights built the round table?
Sir-cumfrence
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Why was the calendar depressed?
Because it’s days were numbered!
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It wasn’t much fun when I broke my neck last year.
But now I can look back and laugh.
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My friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.
But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.
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My girlfriend got mad at me for being lazy
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