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What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
Ketchup
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Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their head is really far away.
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
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It wasn’t much fun when I broke my neck last year.
But now I can look back and laugh.
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