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My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook...
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
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What’s worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles
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Dad Jokes are the best. Now I will say why.
Why.
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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A babooooom!!
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My cat gained so much weight that I had to put her down
My arms got tired but I'll pick her up again later.
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My wife said I should stop acting like a flamingo
I had to put my foot down
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I had a racing snail...
To make him more aero-dynamic I took off its shell. If anything it made him more sluggish
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Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
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