The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.

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I'm very suspicious that someone in my family has been secretly adding glue to my weapons collection...

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What's the difference between a run down bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

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Where are the best beaches for eating waffles?

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A man I know brings cheese from home to put on his fast food burgers instead of paying extra.

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Not to brag, but I beat the state chess champion in less than 5 moves.

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Nothing is made in the USA anymore!