The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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While my wife was in labor I read her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused...

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My battery died when I was recording my wife giving a toast at her parents’ 50th wedding anniversary.

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What did one pirate say to the other when he beat him in chess?

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How tall is a spider?

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My wife and a hand grenade have one thing in common

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What do you call it when a pirate climaxes?

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I looked across the museum hall and spotted my ex girlfriend but I was too self conscious to say hello.