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Why is it so hard to get trees out of the forest?
Because they’re so sticky
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What do you call 2 crows?
Attempted murder.
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I couldn't figure out how to use the seatbelt
Then it just clicked
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Want to hear a joke about pee?
Urine for a treat
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I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her.
As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"
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I'm a 50-year old with the body of a 35-year old
I really need to get rid of it before the cops find me!
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Which animal is the oldest?
Zebras cause they still be in black and white
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Apparently nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire....
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