My battery died when I was recording my wife giving a toast at her parents’ 50th wedding anniversary.
Now I’m never going to hear the end of it.
My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
What would The Jetsons be called if they were black?
The Jetsons, you racist!
What did the doctor say to the patient after the operation was finished?
"That's enough out of you!"