How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?
Tell them to get out of the swimming pool.
My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, “If you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”
I replied, “I'm on the toilet, please advise…”
I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was
But the conversation went a rye.