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No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
“I play a little guitar!"
Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because a suitcase is just not enough
My son flushed one of his shoes down the toilet, stopping it up...
It was a clog.
This year's Fibonacci Convention was a great success.
It was as big as the last two combined!
Why are there no unemployed farmers?
They can get a job in any field.
My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
We got a long well.
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I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
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