I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around, eventually.
My girlfriend likes to take the stairs but I prefer taking the elevator
I guess we were raised defferently.
I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...
...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...
"I'm sorry," said the barman, "we don't serve time travellers."
A time traveller walks into a bar.