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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list...
Now I can't read anything.
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The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies. "
I replied, "Tell him, he's bloody good. I don't have any kids."
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Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
He got fired.
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Dad: what do you do when you are in the wrong seat?
I stand corrected
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My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.
The decision was a piece of cake.
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There's a snow storm warning for NY, including Wall Street.
What a terrible time for shorts.
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My wife told me that my botanical garden was so expensive that it was preventing us from starting a family. She said I can either have a hobby...
Orchid
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Why was the toilet paper rolling down the hill?
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