My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list...
Now I can't read anything.
The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies. "
I replied, "Tell him, he's bloody good. I don't have any kids."
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
He got fired.
Dad: what do you do when you are in the wrong seat?
I stand corrected
My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.
The decision was a piece of cake.
There's a snow storm warning for NY, including Wall Street.
What a terrible time for shorts.