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My wife told me that my botanical garden was so expensive that it was preventing us from starting a family. She said I can either have a hobby...
What do you call a teenager who never grows up?
If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
It was a brief case.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
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I cannot eat shrimp, lobsters and clams that have been cooked by heated water vapor.
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