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What’s a 4 letter for a woman ending with “unt”?
Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...
..an ether/oar situation...
Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
My wife told me to stop eating Christmas leftovers out the fridge
But I just can’t quit cold turkey
I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh...
No pun in ten did.
Dentists always ask dumb questions like “when’s the last time you flossed?”
Like bro you were there!
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