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The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies. "
I replied, "Tell him, he's bloody good. I don't have any kids."
People say that swiss cheese is the best...
But I found a couple holes in that theory
I would do a steak joke..
But they're never well done.
I bought some noise cancelling headphones.
I thought people would find them annoying but so far I haven't heard any complaints.
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I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.
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