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My wife told me that my botanical garden was so expensive that it was preventing us from starting a family. She said I can either have a hobby...

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Whenever I go out to eat I always tip my server.

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A man in an interrogation room says, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present!" The cop growls, "You ARE the lawyer!"