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Wife: What are you doing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband: I was looking for the expiration date.
Why are ghosts terrible liars?
Because you can see right through them.
Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth;
It's pasteurized before you even see it.
A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender says:
"Why the long face?"
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My wife divorced me because I'm a compulsive gambler...
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