Type to search for Riddle here.
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
My friend asked me how many clowns I saw at the carnival today and I said
A fair amount.
My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, “Can you imagine being that strong?”
So I picked up the leaf and said, “Yes.”
Sadly, I've lost 20% of my sight
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
Joke of the Day
While my wife was in labor I read her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused...
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.