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My dad always said, “ Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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My therapist says that I second guess every decision that I ever make.
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I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI ‘s head.
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As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
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Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?
Runs in the family
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Its getting too hot to wear a suit
The weather just isn't suitable
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