The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I can pick up every instrument quite easily

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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

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I'm thinking about starting a company to provide Wi-Fi in public swimming areas..

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Doctor: I'm afraid your DNA is backwards, sir.

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I’ve been caught money laundering.

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My Dad told me to invest in the airplane market soon.

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Me: Know what Thanos says when he finds a rotten fruit in his garden? My kids: Ugh.